It's Ma-arch, Ma-arch
Gotta get down in Ma-arch
Everybody's lookin' forward to the tourney, tourney
Ma-arch, Ma-arch
Gettin' down in Ma-arch
But first we got Champ Week, Champ Week (Yeah)
Tourney pools, tourney pools (Yeah)
Tourney pools, tourney pools (Yeah)
win, win, win, win
Lookin' forward to the Champ Week
What the hell was that?
Don't worry about it.
No, I'm very worried about it
Fine. For the half of you that didn't know what that was a reference to, enjoy:
Gotta get down in Ma-arch
Everybody's lookin' forward to the tourney, tourney
Ma-arch, Ma-arch
Gettin' down in Ma-arch
But first we got Champ Week, Champ Week (Yeah)
Tourney pools, tourney pools (Yeah)
Tourney pools, tourney pools (Yeah)
win, win, win, win
Lookin' forward to the Champ Week
What the hell was that?
Don't worry about it.
No, I'm very worried about it
Fine. For the half of you that didn't know what that was a reference to, enjoy:
First, remind me of all the links and stuff I need. I’m going to ask about it, so just put it up here.
Good call. Here’s a quick reference for all the links you should need:
- Buy-in: $20/entry
- Entry Form – Embedded at the bottom. You're welcome. Do not email, text, call, direct message, or facebook message me picks. I will ignore them.
- Website: tourneypools.blogspot.com – the leaderboard and all updates will be posted here. If you have a question where ANYTHING is, go here before asking, b/c odds are it’s here.
- Email: tourneypools@gmail.com – I’m constantly monitoring this and can get back to you fairly quickly.
- Paypal ID: tourneypools@gmail.com
- Venmo ID: tourneypools@gmail.com
- Tournament Bracket Links:
Wait wait wait, before you start into your convoluted rules, did you change anything? I played this stupid game last year, so just give me the changes so I can get on with my day!
Nah, I've perfected this finally. Just head on down to the bottom and make your picks!
The Rules
- Participants each pick one team from each of the 8 conference tournaments specified below. Who you can pick will be based on seed in the tournament. Participants can pick only one 1 seed, 1 2 seed, 1 3 seed, 1… you get the idea. Here’s the conference tourneys we will be choosing from:
- A-10 (which has 14 teams now)
- AAC (Wichita St. finally plays Championship week!)
- ACC (The Gold Standard)
- Big 12 (which has 10 teams; counting is hard)
- Big East (Where X might give it to ya this year)
- Mountain West (With the B1G moving to mid-major weekend, we found a nice replacement)
- Pac-12 (The only conference that knows how to count for the third or fourth year running)
- SEC (Mid-major wildcard as per usual)
- You may replace a better seeded team w/ a worse seeded team in your 8 team entry if you so choose. For example, if you do not like any 3 seeds in any conference tournament, you can replace your “3 seed” slot with any other team seeded 4 or higher. Likewise, this also means that teams higher than an 8 seed are eligible to be used in any slots.
- Scoring will be as follows:
- Championship win – 4 points
- Semifinal win – 3 points
- Quarterfinal win – 2 points
- “Quarterquarterfinal”? win – 1 point
- This scoring means that only four games maximum will be counted. Teams playing in a fifth game will not have those wins counted.
Entry Fees & Payouts
- Buy-in price is $20
- Multiple entries are allowed
- Pool will be paid out 100%. The only way the moderators make money is if we are smart enough to beat you fools down. Which happened last year. Win your pride back dammit!
- The number of places to be paid out and the allocation of the prize pool in those paid out places will be determined by the moderators once numbers are final and published before the end of the first day of the contest.
- In the event of a tie, participants will split any winnings evenly. I know I’m famous for my obtrusive tiebreaker rules – I’m taking the lazy way out until someone complains and I fix it next year.
Deadlines
- All entries & $$$ must be submitted by Wednesday, March 7th, 2017 at 6 PM EST – There are a handful of games before that, so if you want those games counted, get your entry in! You may use these teams after they tip and before the deadline, but their points in these games will NOT count toward your total! Here's the games that you could miss out on getting a point in...
- ACC: Louisville v Florida St.
- ACC: North Carolina St. v Boston College/Georgia Tech
- MWC: UNLV v Air Force
- MWC: Utah St. v Colorado St.
- P12: Colorado v Arizona St.
- P12: Stanford v Cal
- The first of these games tips off at Noon EST, so if you want to be 100% sure, just get entries in by then.
- $$$ can be sent in one of two ways
- You hand it to a moderator in cash or check form
- Send it via paypal/venmo to the account listed above – this is by far the easiest method for all involved. If you don’t have a paypal account, sign up for one. I set up an experiment where I asked a dimwitted chimpanzee to sign up for a paypal account, and it took the chimp 2 minutes and 28 seconds. I bet you can easily finish under 3 minutes. Or are you dumber than a dimwitted chimpanzee? I don’t know, I guess it’s possible.
- No IOU’s will be accepted. This isn’t a charity. Maybe when UNICEF gets into the tournament pool business, you can go there and give them your IOU. Until then, we’re the guys to talk to.
Congrats on making it to the end! Your prize? An entry form!
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