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Payouts: TBD
Daily Recaps
Coming Soon! (Maybe)
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Hello degenerates - after a one year hiatus, we are back! I had some tax concerns last year but damn... If Kalshi can exist, I don't see what the moral opposition to this existing is! Strange NFL year to say the least, with Mahomes, Lamar, & Burrow all sitting at home while the QB in the NFL older than me in Aaron Rodgers and the only QB in the NFL shorter than me in Bryce Young are both not only playing meaningful games this weekend - they are HOSTING those games! Unreal. Let's see if all you cowards pick both Houston and the Rams this week! Anyway, let's get to it!
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Daily Recaps
Day 1 - Louisville Boots Out 76 and Kicks off a Formful Start
Day 2 - The Only Drama May Be in Shanghai
Pick Form (Form is updated for new days once previous day's deadline has passed)
I'm writing this as the late games for the night are starting. As of now, today has been pretty boring by Survivor standards. And, the F1 Sprint Race in China is about to start with Lewis Hamilton on pole in his 2nd race for Ferrari, so I have to watch that, obviously. So, here's what's happened today, it's pretty boring...
The Mississippi State loss only knocked out 12. La di da. Big deal.
Robert Morris loss eliminated no one. Lipscomb eliminated one person. Memphis took down just 9 with 59 people rightly choosing the lower seed there in Colorado State. Not a single person picked the Duke matchup. St. Mary's win moved on 56 and eliminated just 6 Vandy believers. Just 28 eliminated through the first 6 games, I'm not checking a calculator, but that's like 3% or something.
The first game of the day that made any real waves was when 56 people trusted yet another ACC school and were rewarded with their survivor road coming to an end. As of now, the three teams to take out the most entrants in the survivor pool of 2025 are...Louisville, Clemson, and North Carolina. The ACC, historically bad and the butt of 1 million jokes this year is souring the few people that believed maybe they weren't that bad. At this rate 200 people will pick Duke Sunday and watch them lose.
Then it got back to being boring again...Grand Canyon lost eliminating no one as Maryland advanced 72. Not a single person picked Florida v Norfolk. 81 picks advanced on UK while just one entry, Mike Mahoney3, took a shot on Troy...I love the idea, sorry for your loss. Similarly Arizona advanced 80 while just 3 picks were lost on Akron (including the writer, sometimes you gotta take a chance).
The only other really consequential game thus far came when Richard Pitino and New Mexico advanced 12 picks while knocking out 45 Marquette selectors.
But, maybe the late games will bring some drama!
Wrong again nerd. They also didn't do much damage. And, yes, I'm posting this before some games are finished because they look finished enough to me and it's midnight...
UConn just finished off Oklahoma in a close game, so the 72 people that trusted the back to back champs will move on, the 5 people that took their shot on Porter Moser over Dan Hurley are now done. And, sure, 10 picks were lost on Xavier while 17 advanced on Illinois, but that's not that significant. Oregon is up by 21 on Liberty, so, I'm assuming those 51 picks are moving on, while 5 people said give me Liberty, and Liberty gave them death (throw in a US History joke for y'all since they aren't allowed to teach it in schools anymore). And I'm assuming Michigan State will hold on against Bryant and move on those 17 chalk eaters.
The good news is Lewis Hamilton started with pole position and was able to win the Shanghai Sprint to provide some entertainment on what was a very formful day otherwise. No top 4 seeds were upset in Round 1. Just two 12s and an 11 move on to Round 2. In most years we have a 15 seed or something that everyone picks against on Day 3 or 4, this year is looking much more formful so far and, as such, this could prove to be a tricky Day 3....stay tuned to find out!
Day 1 is in the books, and we ended up with over 1100 entries for our humble little contest. So, for the 2nd consecutive year we have over $20k in the prize pool! And also, shout out to Phil Crone for posting the Pick Distribution chart and showing percentages on teams picked. Very nice. (Bet you were expecting Borat there).
But, of course, we end the day with a lot fewer than 1100 entries, and the first game of the day was one of the games that knocked out the most Survivalists...when, unfortunately, our Louisville Cardinals were the first team of the Tournament sent home. They took 76 bold dreamers home with them. And, while, yes, this is sad, as a Louisville fan that watched 12 wins in two years, I was just happy to be here. Sure, Louisville got screwed on seeding, and sure Creighton couldn't miss for about 10 minutes in the first half, and yes, those things are terrible. But, next year is for anger if we lose in the Tournament, this year is a celebration to have returned. I'll say this, y'all haters better enjoy this one, because we won't be out in the first round again for a long time. Oh, and 35 people I now hate picked Creighton, I hope you all lose in the 2nd round.
Purdue, in un-Purdue like fashion, did what they were supposed to do and beat an overmatched High Point team. That moved 77 participants to day 2, while 12 of you took your shot on Purdue pulling a Purdue, and were not rewarded.
Wisconsin, Houston, and Auburn all did as expected and moved on. Two people tried a shot on Montana, and while I do think that was stupid, I also do respect your courage and donation.
And, in what has to come as a huge shock to college basketball fans, another ACC team lost today, shocking! Clemson, forgot they were supposed to play basketball in the first half and, despite remembering that basketball requires scoring in the 2nd half, it was too little too late. Clemson moved the ACC body count to 131 suckers as they took 55 entrants home. Only 18 incredible geniuses trusted in Will Wade and Amir "Aura" Khan, and they each take their 12 tie breaker points to day two.
BYU and VCU made for a popular split game with 42 picks on the Stormin Mormons and 33 more on the...Rams. Sorry, I have no pithy little comment on VCU. But, pithy comments won't be needed as they're headed back to Virginia as losers. And, the BYU's teams kids will have to wait a few more days to get daddy home. Ya know, these jokes used to be funny when every BYU guy was 25 and every other team was all 18 year olds...but now every team has a bunch of 25 year olds, and it's not as funny. Or maybe it was never funny. I thought it was funny though. And as one of the three readers of these recaps, my opinion weighs heavily.
Gonzaga was the most popular pick of the day, and they made James Surowiecki proud advancing 135 combatants. Meanwhile the 7 SEC maximalists that trusted Georgia do not live to fight another day. Tennessee was equally boring, advancing 23 and knocking out no one.
Arkansas v Kansas was a game that pulled a lot of picks on both sides...but Arkansas found a way to overcome having Kenny Payne on their sideline and move on their 23 backers to pick another day. The 51 combatants that chose Kansas are sent home on day 1, it's sad to see Hunter Dickinson's 18th season in college end so prematurely. Really though, when Dickinson left Michigan for Kansas it felt like it was going to be the most impactful transfer in the sport and set Kansas up to be incredible. In two years at Kansas they got one Tournament win.
Texas A&M showed that Yale was just one of those academic schools and there's a joke here about the 24 people that picked them not being smart, and Yale being an Ivy League school, but I can't come up with anything good, it's late. Buzz has hair, a first round win, and moved 43 pickers to tomorrow.
Mizzou v Drake was the most evenly picked matchup of the day. There were 41 picks on Mizzou vs 45 picks on Drake. But it was Drake, and their 4 former D2 players as starters, that advanced to the next round. Mizzou became the 2nd of the 48 SEC teams in the Tourney to get sent home.
The late games are really late for me, and I'm tired. There will be no wit or banter here. UCLA crushed Utah State and 71 picks advanced while 17 dreams died. St. John's let Omaha hang around early, but eventually drew off. Texas Tech did as expected. The late game of real interest was UCSD vs Michigan and it lived up to the hype...Michigan got lucky and won by 3 over the popular upset darling, advancing 36 and slaying 54. And, in the final game of the night Texas Tech made it close, but advanced their 74 believers, while the 2 maniacs that took Wilmington got a thrill, but left as losers.
All in all it was a rather formful Day 1. In all 760 brave geniuses advance to day 2 while 374 suckers go home. Good luck on Day 2 to those who celebrate!
March is here, and that means one thing—madness! It’s time to put your hoops knowledge (or just your best gut instincts) to the test by picking the winners of the ACC, Big East, SEC, Big Ten, and Big 12 tournaments. Will you ride with the blue bloods, trust the Cinderella stories, or just pick based on which mascot would win in a fight? (Spoiler: A wildcat usually has the edge.)
The rules are simple: Select one team from each of the five power conferences. If your teams cut down the nets, you rack up points and bragging rights. Choose wisely—because just like a full-court press, this contest comes at you fast!
So lace up those imaginary sneakers, channel your inner bracketologist, and get ready for some buzzer-beating excitement. Will you be the king or queen of the conference chaos? Or will your picks flop like a bad flop attempt? Either way, let’s have some fun! 

How did the robot do? Do you like it? Guess what? I don't.
First off, and most egregious of the many sins committed, A wildcat usually has the edge. A wildcat!? I immediately hate the incoming computerized hegemony. It also didn't even get the rules right! One team from each conference? You idiot, that's not the rules at all! And, why are the sneakers imaginary? We're not all binary code existing within some cloud...we actually wear shoes computer, I will lace up real sneakers thank you. And the March Madness pun? First off, that's trademarked, now I'm going to be sued thanks to a robot, but even if it wasn't trademarked, can we be more lame and cliche?
Let's be clear on something: People (aka my mother) read these intros and recaps because they are witty, they are heartfelt, and they have real soul...something robots probably don't even have. Unless they do, in which case there are a lot of philosophical questions we need to reckon with in the coming years.
So, that's the intro. Sorry. The actual rules are below. We made some changes this year, dropped some smaller conferences, added more flexibility in the major conferences, again just read the rules! And now it's time to find out if your picks will flop like a bad flop attempt! (That's a terrible joke, robot, but if you have a soul I still love you.)
Now, let's get all the usual links out of the way for the regulars...
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Daily Recaps
Well, well, well, after two days of contest mayhem and, dare I say, madness, Day 3 was as calm as a placid lake on a cool spring morning.
We entered Day 3 with just 253 of our original 1078 entries still alive. By day's end only 19 of those 253 entrants failed to pick a winner. So after halving our field on Days 1 and 2, less than 10% of our contestants lost on Day 3. This tells me one of two things...
1. Yesterday was easy for everyone
OR
2. All the dumb people already lost
There's really not even much to talk about today. Oakland knocked out some people who took a shot at a bunch of tie breaker points, and Oregon knocked out some people, but, really, it was pretty uneventful. And, it was pretty chalky. That makes it easy yesterday, but it's setting up to be tough for the people that survive today. Next week we'll have Illinois v Iowa State and Creighton v Tennessee in very evenly matched games.
It's not really very fun to make jokes when no one lost yesterday. Yup, we all just had a nice, pleasant, and fun day. Definitely nothing to worry about from yesterday. I, for one, am just going to have a great day today after such an uneventful day yesterday!
Day 2 is in the books and everything went great yesterday. It was easy, and everyone was happy and carefree as they.....wait....oh yeah, it was another bloodbath, what a surprise!
We went into Day 2 with the field already cut in half. With only 508 brave warriors still battling into the second day. And, once again, that number was cut in half yesterday (literally exactly half, which is pretty cool) leaving just 254 combatants on the field heading to day 3. Yeah, just 254 out of 1,072 entrants are still around for the weekend.
The day started with 32 entrants throwing in their lot with Louisville Head Coach, Dusty May, as he was kind enough to guest coach the Florida Atlantic Owls against Northwestern who had a mere two picks placed upon their heads. Johnell Davis, tired of playing for a small school in Florida and ready to move to Derby City, decided to waste the final possession of regular time, and then Florida Atlantic decided to collectively just take a nap instead of play overtime basketball. Our pool once again proving that James Surowiecki is an idiot, and, at least among this crowd, wisdom is sparse.
Despite that major setback to start the day, the Survivors found some solace in the next few games, with 44 Baylor, 59 San Diego State, and 19 Marquette selectors moving on to Day 3.
And then....Boom went the dynamite.
The biggest shock to the system yesterday came when New Mexico went home as the most popular pick of the day. The Tourney gods laid out an 11 seed that was the betting favorite and it was too much for our contestants to ignore. The entries were drawn to Richard Pitino's Lobos like the proverbial moths to flames, but like Icarus before them, these combatants found that flying too close to the sun often ends with you on the ground in tears.
But at least there were more safe picks coming up. Like Auburn. Auburn was 4th on KenPom and a 4 seed? There were 49 entries on Auburn and ZERO on Yale. This pick would be safe, I swear. Except for the fact that it wasn't safe at all! (that's one of my favorite movie clips ever, enjoy that mom!) Bruce Pearl, overrated basketball coach and generally pretty scummy dude, got sent home in round 1 as Yale, one of those academic schools, advances and takes zero entrants along with them.
The losses of Florida and Nebraska sent home 18 and 13 pickers respectively. While their conquerors, Colorado and Texas A&M moved 8 and 11 on to Saturday. The Purdue, Bama, and Houston chalk burners also advance. Houston knocked out a team that's coached Griff Aldrich, who was a private equity executive that left a super lucrative career for basketball coaching, he will likely now sell off all his players, the equipment, and uniforms for any profit he can get while forcing three interns to be the basketball team next season and then complaining if they just play harder they should be able to improve on the last financial year's results. (This was a joke about private equity companies and how they suck)
And the night games, which I once again slept through, saw 31 dummies losing on TCU and another 22 losing when the 6 man rotation of St. Mary's ran out of steam against GCU. Nine entries moved on with 12 seed GCU including 5 entries from the worrisome name PigLips. Mr./Ms. Lips has 23 tie breaker points on 5 entries and sits in a very nice spot after that Grand Canyon win.
So, we move on to Day 3. A day sure to be kinder and gentler to us all.....right?
Well you crazy bastards, we did it, we got over 1,000 entries for this year's Survivor Pool (1,072 to be exact). That means a prize pool in excess of $20,000. We'll work up payouts soon, but plan on expanding it a bit from last year to pay a few more places.
It is absolutely insane how this thing has grown over the years and it really shows that if you create something cool, and you know enough stupid people, that you really can accomplish anything....or something like that.
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With all that said, let's get to today's recap...sometimes these are long. But, I now have a 6 month old daughter and I don't have time to recap every game and what it did to the Pool, so I'll get in a lot of UK jabs today, and I'll still try to kick out recaps for all my fan (hi mom!).
Every year I come into the Tournament thinking, "Wow, last year was crazy, this year will probably be more normal though." And every year this is me at the end of the first day of the Tournament.
Today started calm, Michigan State was a nice popular pick but 30 people still lost on Mississippi State kicking off a banner day for the SEC.
But the peace couldn't last.
Former UK player (theme of the day) Mark Pope and his merry band of 30 year old BYU players were crushed by little ole Duquesne. You really have to feel for BYU's team and their 12 year old kids that won't get to see their dad's play in the 2nd round of the Tournament. At least they all have wives and families to help them through this trying time.
Creighton, Arizona, North Carolina, and Illinois were all chalk.Oregon advanced 88 while only crushing a few souls. We had 65 suckers fall for Steve Alford's plastered on hair as he showed why he was fired at UCLA and Iowa and never managed to get that IU job that comes open every 3 years. Dayton advanced just 14 participants as the A-10 moved to 2-0.
Texas was lucky to beat UofL this season, but knocked out 34 losers that picked against them yesterday as Colorado State scored 44 points...in the whole game.
Then of course was a simple Kentucky game where 43 contestants decided to just survive and advance with the Big Blue Nation. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Kentucky and their team of NBA players was sent home by a dude that started his career in D2. You love to see it.
And, after we all celebrated UK's loss and the world felt happy. Some other games happened. These were like how Team USA had to beat some other team AFTER The Miracle On Ice to win the gold medals.
Gonzaga crushed McNeese State. The McNeese State that was a popular underdog pick by fans and media alike. The McNeese State who's non-conference wins included games against Mississippi University for Women (who oddly enough does have a men's basketball team), Biblical Studies (yeah, that's the school's whole name, just Biblical Studies), and Champion Christian. Shocking that McNeese State turned out to actually suck.
Iowa State rolled South Dakota State. Tennessee did what no other SEC team could do and won a game...it's something when Rick Barnes is clearly the best Tournament coach in your conference. NC State and our hero DJ Burns kept up the ACC dominance and rolled Texas Tech. Washington State beat Drake knocking out a bunch of entries, but I was in bed. And, Kansas and Samford may have been the best of the day on Day 1....and I say it may have been because I was asleep and didn't see it, but it sounds pretty great.
So we move on to Day 2. We lost a staggering 564 entries on Day 1. So, less than 50% of the initial pool survives to the second day. To the 508 entrants still alive I wish you the best of luck....we will all need it.
The most wonderful time of year is upon us once again. And this year a special weight has been lifted off of our souls and minds. While some villains have been vanquished, we are anxiously awaiting the arrival of new heroes.
And where better to crown a hero than in the one pool to rule them all, our annual NCAA Survivor Pool!
Now, without further ado, onto the rules and regulations of the one pool to rule them all:
I've done this for over a decade; are there any big changes?!
Just for one year, I'm messing with payment options. This is thanks to personal stuff (home loan nonsense). So, the following changes are enacted: (1) Zelle is OUT for one year - PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A ZELLE PAYMENT. (2) I added a check mailing option mainly for you seven weirdos that like Zelle. Find those details at the bottom. If you're worried about missing the deadline thanks to mail, just email me that the check is in the mail. I'm a trusting individual.
Additionally, I'm paying out top 12 this year. I used to say I wouldn't go beyond 10, but we're on track for like 1000 entries this year, so I should probably spread the love a little bit more.